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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn&#8217;t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.&#8221; Mark Twain]]></description>
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		<title>Un imprumut pentru nunta</title>
		<description><![CDATA[La banca se înfatiseaza un batrânel care cere sa i se acorde un credit destul de mare.Putin jenat angajatul bancii îl întreaba: - „Ce vârsta aveti?&#8221; - 85 de ani,raspunde senin batrânelul. - Stiti,la aceasta vârsta aveti nevoie de cineva care sa garanteze ca veti achita împrumutul&#8221;,îi explica functionarul. - „A, nici o problema, vin [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ma cred molie</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Un individ intra intr-un cabinet medical. Medicul: Buna ziua cu ce va putem ajuta? Individul: Sunt bolnav, dom&#8217; doctor ! Doctorul: Dar ce aveti? Individul: Ma cred molie! Doctorul: Ok,dar sa stiti ca aici e cabinet stomatologic. Individul: Da, stiu, da&#8217; aveati becul aprins&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Kids are quick-thinkers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell &#8216;crocodile?&#8217; GLENN: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>La un sanatoriu in Somalia&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[La un sanatoriu in Somalia, se aude o voce: - Sooorrraaaa, un paianjen ! - Vin imediat! zice sora, care era ocupata&#8230; Mai trece putin timp. - Sooorrraaaa, un paianjen ! - Vin imediat! zice sora, care era inca ocupata. Mai trece putin timp&#8230; -.. Unde ma duci, bestie?!]]></description>
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		<title>I don&#8217;t want to go to Irak</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, &#8220;Please, may I hide under your skirt. I&#8217;ll explain later.&#8221; The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?&#8221; The nun replied, &#8220;He went that way.&#8221; After the MP&#8217;s ran off, the soldier [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Arabian sex life&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[An arab at the airport: - Name? &#8211; Abdul al-Rhazib. - Sex? &#8211; Three to five times a week. - No, no… I mean male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. - But isn&#8217;t that hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style! - [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doua blonde la semafor&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Doua blonde, una la volan, semaforul rosu, se opresc: - Ai vazut ce rosu frumos?! - Da&#8230; superb&#8230; - Da&#8217; uite ce galben fain&#8230; - Aha&#8230; - Da&#8217; uite ce verde misto&#8230; - Da, asta chiar e super&#8230; - Aaa&#8230;iar asta rosu, l-am mai vazut, hai sa mergem!..]]></description>
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		<title>Roaga-te pentru o bicicleta</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Un copil îşi dorea foarte mult o bicicletă, dar părinţii i-au spus că pentru asta trebuie să se roage. Aşa că, seară de seară, copilul a îngenuncheat în faţa icoanelor aflate pe noptieră (una cu Iisus, alta cu Fecioara Maria), implorând pt. bicicleta dorită. Şi tot aşa, luni de-a rândul, până când într-o seară, exasperat, [...]]]></description>
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