Arabian sex life…

An arab at the airport:
- Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex? - Three to five times a week.
- No, no… I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn’t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast…

Doua blonde la semafor…

Doua blonde, una la volan, semaforul rosu, se opresc:
- Ai vazut ce rosu frumos?!
- Da… superb…
- Da’ uite ce galben fain…
- Aha…
- Da’ uite ce verde misto…
- Da, asta chiar e super…
- Aaa…iar asta rosu, l-am mai vazut, hai sa mergem!..

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